Thursday, July 2, 2009

Just a housewife.....

Someone asked me yesterday how I came up with the title of my blog. I explained that I have gotten many, many comments in the last 4 years since I quit my full-time job to stay at home and raise my son about being "just a stay at home mom." While I've been home, I've been freelancing as a writer. But that doesn't count, because, you know, I'm not working full time in a "real" job somewhere (or so I've been told).


I was looking up stuff on google awhile ago just for grins and giggles, and came across the lyrics for a song about being a housewife. I found it so hysterical (and accurate) that I wanted to post them here. I have no idea who wrote them, as no author was credited. But here they are, just the same. Enjoy! I know I found them a riot!


All I am is just a housewife Nothing special, nothing great What I do is kinda boring If you'd rather, it can wait All I am is someone's mother All I am is someone's wife All of which seems unimportant All it is is
Just my life
Do the laundry, wash the dishes Take the dog out, clean the house Shop for groceries, look for specials God it sounds so, Mickey Mouse Drop the kids off, pick the shirts up Try to lose weight, try again Keep the troops fed, pick their things up Lose your patience, count to ten
(2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..104..5..6..7..8..9..)
All I am is just a housewife Just a housewife, nothing great What I do is "out of fashion" What I feel is out of date All I am is someone's mother Right away I'm not too bright What I do is unfulfulling So the T.V. talk-shows tell me every night I don't mean to complain at all But they make you feel like you're two feet tall When you're just a wife(Just a housewife) All they see are the pots and pans And the Pepsi cans of a person's life(My life) You're a "whiz" if you go to work But you're just a jerk if you say you won't(Just a housewife) People say that they think it's fine If the choice is mine But you know they don't What I do, what I choose to do May be dumb to you But it's not to me Is it dumb that they need me there? Is it dumb to care? Cause I do, you see
And I mean, Did ya ever think, Really stop and think What a job it was-Doing all the things That a housewife does? I'm afraid it's unimpressive(All I am is someone's mother nothing special) What I do is (What I do is) Unexciting(Kinda dull) Take the kids here, Take the kids there("Mommy..."I don't mean to complain at all(All I am is...All I am is...)Busy, busy...(Everyday All I am is...) Like my mother...(All I am is...) Just a housewife
All I am is just a housewife Nothing special, nothing great What I do is kinda boring If you'd rather, it can wait All I am is someone's mother All I am is someone's wife All of which seems unimportant
All it is is Just my life

2 comments:

Katherine said...

Hey Shari! That song is from Steven Schwartz' play 'Working.' My best friend in high school was in this play and she sang it while listlessly folding towels. Brings back memories :-)

Shari said...

Thanks Katherine!