The Two Kings of Berg Manor

I went out to the kitchen a few minutes ago to get a drink, and this is what I saw. I was tempted to call them "nappy" and "nappier," but then it occurred to me that they each have their own little "throne," so they instead have been dubbed the Two Kings of Berg Manor. Neither of their royal highnesses are supposed to be sitting on the furniture -- let alone taking a nap on it -- but apparently, they didn't get that memo.